My Cat's Favorite Food Are Rulers

My cat has been nibbling on this ruler for a few minutes now. She's was lying on this blue plastic ruler half on and half off the table, while nibbling on the end. it looks very very, uncomfortable. I wonder how the roose's stomach feels, having bits of pointy, blue plastic in there little guts? probably not very happy. My stomach wouldn't be happy about it.

the new year

Happy late new year!